Jump to content
  • Welcome to Whats Up Austraila!

    Intuitive, Social, Engaging...Registration is FREE.
    Register Log in

red750

Members
  • Content Count

    830
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    4

red750 last won the day on December 1

red750 had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

255 Excellent

About red750

  • Rank
    Well-Known Member

Converted

  • Location
    Vermont Victoria

Recent Profile Visitors

The recent visitors block is disabled and is not being shown to other users.

  1. A lot of my posting is done from the computers in the common room at the Men's Shed. The computer with the active screen needs to be thrown out - it is as slow as a wet week. Donated by some well intentioned person. Running Windows 10 but would probably be better off with something like Vista. The centre computer has a problem with the User Profile Service which prevents us from logging on. We've been waiting almost 10 months for the IT guru from our managing organisation to come down (3 suburbs away) and look at it. The computer on the right is the Co-ordinator's computer for running the joint. At home I use a laptop.
  2. red750

    Quickies part 2

    A turtle was walking down the street in New York when he was attacked by a gang of snails. The investigating cop said, "What happened?" The turtle replied, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
  3. What's the gentlest toilet tissue, In the bathroom you can issue?
  4. Maybe it's invisible to police radar - looks like it is modelled on the F117. In the release presentation, Musk had a chap throw a ball or rock at the front door window - it smashed. So he threw one at the window behind the door - it smashed also. Elon Musk suddenly lost $274 mil.
  5. If you think the Cybertruck looks weird, what about this rendering?
  6. red750

    Quickies part 2

    The Jewish Quarterback. The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM! He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl. The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!" "I don't want to talk to you, the old woman says."You are no longer my son!" "I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans." "No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get bashed!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!
  7. Tesla's latest creation, the Cybertruck is reputed to have 250,000 pre-orders. It is reported to have a retractable tonneau cover which is a solar panel, for recharging while parked.
  8. I understand where you are coming from Peter. Six years at the beginning of March since my bladder, prostate, pelvic lymph nodes and a couple of other organs were removed due to bladder cancer. At my last oncology checkup, I said to the oncologist that I had read where there is only a 35% chance of surviving 5 years after that operation. He said that as I was more than five and a half years past, I can consider myself 99% cured. They will never say 100%. It feels good to mark off these milestones. Yes, I have had a piece of my small intestine removed to create a diversionary conduit to replace my bladder and I have to wear an external bag on my stomach, and yes, this surgery has made me impotent, but I'm still alive. That's why I commented in the Sex topic to enjoy it while you can. I didn't think I would make it to 75, but I have. Cancer doesn't necessarily mean a death sentence.
  9. Enjoy it while you can. You never know when something is going to come along that prevents you from ever being able to enjoy it again. The rest of your life may be a very long time.
  10. Whacko the diddle-o.
×
×
  • Create New...