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Did you see the video of the guy behind the wheel of a Tesla and his passenger sound asleep as the car raced down the highway? The driver(?) looked like he has passed out the way he was slumped over.

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Jokes for 2019 .. .
 

Man walks into a bar.
 

Bar man says what can I get you sir.
 

 

 

Trans gender community close the bar down the next day.

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 Phil....That's not a joke. It's propaganda.

  Premarital sex.  I thought that was the only kind.  (from what I hear)..Nev

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On 11/09/2019 at 1:17 AM, Old Koreelah said:

Excellent, Phil. Now what this site needs is one of those robot voices that show you how to pronounce the word.

 

Hint :. . .the single letter 'S' is silent.

 

( Similat to the silent 'K' in RHUBARB )

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6 hours ago, Phil Perry said:

 

Hint :. . .( Similar to the silent 'K' in RHUBARB )

Or the "f" in TOMATOES

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Psychiatrist can have a silent "P" in the same circumstances, according to  a picture on a past Dentists wall. Nev

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I was having a sneaky pee at the local pool. The Life Guard blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.

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I saw this bloke fall out of the church tower today.

 

I thought it was the vicar at first.

 

 

Then I realised. . . . it was just a dead ringer.

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"We're going to have to switch off your wife's life support," said the doc, "she's in a vegan state."

 

 

"Don't you mean vegetative?" I asked.

 

 

"No, vegan," he replied, "if it was vegetative there'd at least be some hope."

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