At least we can keep singing while we protect the wooden spooners.
Is it any wonder that we can't get home-grown players -
In the 2016 Census, there were 18,535 people in Carlton. 27.3% of people were born in Australia. The most common countries of birth were China 22.6%, Malaysia 6.4%, Indonesia 3.1%, India 2.6% and Singapore 2.3%.